Doctor Widget

Character
Doctor Widget should never have been a doctor. He has almost zero bedside manner, doesn't seem to really care much if his patients live or die, openly lies to patient's families and is drunk beyond functioning ninety percent of the time. On second thought, perhaps doctor was the right choice after all.

He also seems to be pretty lax about cannibalism and assault.

His patients include The Earl of Bottom Feeder and most recently Karl and Steve. He is currently assigned as ship's doctor aboard the Federated star ship the Guantopolis.